Well lookie here - for the first time in several weeks, we have some content that isn't Steve & Me making picks. This one comes from friend of the blog 'BA'. Hopefully we can talk him into becoming regular contributor.
In the spirit of Bud Lights Real Men of Genius ads...
Mr. Gotta Get Everyone to Start the Wave Guy
Today, This Aint Intramurals salutes you, oh Barron of the Bleachers, Mr. Gotta Get Everyone to Start the Wave Guy (Mr. Gotta Get Everyone to Start the Way Guy!).
Although the weather's perfect, the beer is cold, and the home team is thoroughly dominating, your game day experience is utterly incomplete unless and until you get 75,000 strangers to stand and scream in unison (A game ain't a game without the wave, yeah!)
Like a fearless general, you rise among the seated masses and boldly announce that the time is at hand - oh, yes, it is time to start the wave (Let's do this!)
Realizing that a feat this monumental cannot occur without the help of others, you strenuously request - no, demand - that everyone in your section take part.... and summarily condemn those who refuse with a, "You suck!" (You're either with me or against me!).
Undeterred by multiple failures to start the wave - or by the fact that the game is still being played - you relentless press on with your mission like the Marines at Iwo Jima (Failure's not an option!)
Finally, after six attempts, two near fist fights, and bleeding vocal chords, the fruits of your labor materialize as you sit back like a proud father and watch the force which you created pass throughout the entire stadium (It's just so beautiful!)
So, after the wave completes its third lap around the stadium, sit back and crack open a cold beverage, Mr. Gotta Get Everyone to Start the Wave Guy. And take pride in knowing that any bum can ride a waive, but it takes a real man of genius to create one (Mr.Gottageteveryone tostartthewaveguy!)
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